moistflow:

teacher: alright, since no one is raising their hands i’m gonna pick people

me:image

(via shadyismyway)

wanksclub:

i hope all of this is a dream i’m having at the age of 7

(Quelle: wanksclub, via sekundenbruchteile)

"Als meine Oma meine Wunden sah, schaute sie mich traurig an und sagte;
*Lass mich wenigstens noch vor dir sterben Kind.*"
- Es tat mir so Leid (via -snowwild-)

(via shit-melancholy)

cumber-bitches:

"NO MUM GET OUT MY ROOM. NO. I KNOW THAT BOTTLE IS EMPTY. YES I KNOW. NOOO! PUT IT DOWN. PUT. IT. DOWN. I LIKE THAT BOTTLE THERE. I DON’T CARE THAT IT’S EMPTY. LEAVE MY ROOM PLEASE. NO STOP TOUCHING STUFF. OH MY GOD JUST LEEEAVVVVEEEEE."

(via shadyteam)

"Das Problem ist, dass man nie weiß, was der andere für einen empfindet."
- (via keinekraftzumleben)

(Quelle: samedinselimovic, via sekundenbruchteile)

My ideal body weight is you on top of me.

(Quelle: autosuficiencia, via sekundenbruchteile)